May 2013
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someboysonfire:
cybercitrus:
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
Accurate
people who think that other people invariably become magically independent when they turn 18 and if they don’t something is wrong with them, especially if they are over 18 themself
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do you like when i am awake while you are awake
i do not like when i am awake while you are awake
still wondering what human evolution would've been...
i'm going to eat everyone you love; thanks
is there a tumblr savior that works for the entire website
i understand the technical difficulties in making something like that but it seems like it can’t be that hard to do a best-guess dealio and there are some people who i just want to ignore from the entire internet
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why are there separate icons for one humped and two humped camels
is this a really really important emoticon distinction somewhere i don’t live
like is there a place where a one humped camel means ‘thanks’ but a two humped camel means ‘i’m going to eat everyone you love’
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patrick stewart is basically my role model in life fwiw
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"Because you can’t live in an imaginary body; you...
ratbagbat:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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xan being social
oh god oh god oh god
sometimes i wonder why my dash is so quiet then i remember night time in arizona is the quietest timezone in the entire world
everyone on the east coast is loooooong asleep
most people on the west coast are asleep
people in europe are at work
the only people talking are australians, east asians, and nocturnal people from arizona
mfb: choosy moms choose mfb.
mfb: other moms choose john mccain, disestablishmentarianism, and gnats
for the record i only remembered Random Guy...
i hope you appreciate that memory, Random Guy
earlier I remembered someone I used to know tangentially
i dont remember much about them but i do remember that they cut off with me really cleanly. pretty much just ‘i don’t think i like you anymore’ and block
at the time i was confused and a little upset but in retrospect i really appreciate that because it’s one of the cleanest, most straightforward ways anyone has...
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MFB: o/ I kissed a genderfluid combat cyborg and I liked it /o
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it was really hard to find a pic of a medieval minstrel and not a racist caricature for that. google: revealing the sum of the human psyche in really really annoying ways
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minstrel cycle
minstrel cup
dysmenorrhea
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aubrey keeps forgetting to put the plastic hulls on the buttons she’s making so I’ve been taking ones from the reject pile and scribbling zalgo all over them
oops
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my favorite letter is [panoramic picture of birds flying over a lake]
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chanchan: I am currently experimenting with shoving cups up my vagina, what have you been up to lately?
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So Data’s Day was nice up until the end until he started going on and on about humanity and how he was trying to become something more than what he was[[MORE]]
I know it’s part of his character but it’s annoying because it reflects such a basic mistake and a kind of dangerous one in a setting like that?? writers please
Heres a tip lil pale bro
the reason that traits like...
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how i feel about the new star trek movie tho
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i wanted in on the action on my dash
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creepy coconut goku: genderfluid sexually fluid I'm just a big ol pile of gelatinous cyborg
creepy coconut goku: got some fuckin tangled wires
creepy coconut goku: a platter
creepy coconut goku: go ahead, jiggle me around
incidentally yahoo did buy tumblr a few hours ago so you can all start running around to avoid the falling sky chunks now.